Brendon Green
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Brendon Green

​Comedian / Writer

Brendon Green

I'm a New Zealand born comedian with over a decade in on stage experience.  I tell charmingly crafted personal stories, infused with clever wordplay, sly social observation, and an emotional honesty that sometimes worries my Mother.

Based in Auckland, New Zealand, and performing around the world, I aim to share my jokes and stories with as wide an audience as possible.


My stand up is warm, open, and with a sharpness that ensures the audience has a great time with some surprises along the way.

My story telling is descriptive, emotional, humane, and transfixing in a way that tickles minds and hearts.

The two styles can be smashed together to form a very interesting night, or can be taken as seperate. It's up to you.
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2021 NZ International Comedy Festival On Sale Now!
HUMOURISMS - Poetry & Storytelling
May 8, 15, 22 
The Basement Theatre - Auckland 

TICKETS HERE

If you're not in a relationship, get in one. They're great. If you're already in a relationship, get in another one. Collect the whole set.”
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Quick Resume

LIVE PERFORMANCE
2012 – NZ International Comedy Festival
- Everything Is Meaningless And Nothing Matters, Lol.

- Winner: Best Newcomer
2013 – NZ International Comedy Festival
-
Everything Is Alright* (*Citation Needed)
2013 – Edinburgh Fringe Festival
- 
Fan Fiction Comedy
2014 – NZ International Comedy Festival
-
Some More Mr Nice Guy
- Nominee: Billy T Award
- Winner: Best Marketing
2014 – Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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Fan Fiction Comedy
- Some More Mr Nice Guy
2014 – North America Tour (NY, Toronto, LA, San Francisco)
2015 – NZ International Comedy Festival
-
t’s Not Easy Being Brendon
2015 – Edinburgh Fringe Festival
-
t’s Not Easy Being Brendon
- Fan Fiction Comedy
2015 – Director (Theatre)
- Freya Desmarais’ Live Orgy

2016 – Creator and Host of The Green Effect
2016 – Melbourne International Comedy Festival

- Eggs & Ham
2016 – NZ International Comedy Festival
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Eggs & Ham
2017 – Auckland Fringe Festival and Fringe In The Stings
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Humourism
- 
Best Friends 

2017 - NZ International Comedy Festival 
- Best Friends
- Best Comedy Show On Earth
2018 - Auckland Fringe Festival
- Humourism 2018 (WINNER Best Storytelling Show)
2018 - NZ International Comedy Festival
- My Mates Dave
2019 - NZ International Comedy Festival
- Of Consequence


TV WRITING
Have You Been Paying Attention
7 Days
The Project
​Jono And Ben
Banter

ONLINE WRITING
The Spinoff
NZ Herald
Coup De Main

TV PERFORMANCE
TV3's Story
Best Bits
Only In Aotearoha
Seven Sharp
Te Radar's Chequered Past
AotearoHA
Poker Face
RNZ's 4Cast 
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Quick Reviews

ART MURMERS / 2019
"It is this ability to imbue empathy in his audience where Green shines brightest. Around me I notice couples and friends nudging each other and giving knowing looks and smiles as Green tells us anecdotes from his relationship. It is a wonderful feeling of kinship and Green’s tales become about all of us. It is rather incredible and highlights those little things in life most often considered banal, like your partner grinning at you from across the room, that are actually special and relied upon to get you through a hard day."
THE SPEAKEASY / 2019
"From the get go, Green is at ease with the audience, his performance assured. His jokes border on grim at times, splitting the audience, but I’m a fan of dark humour so they were some of my favourite jokes. Green likes to push the envelope, pushing boundaries, marrying important moments with the profane in a manner that somehow works. "
RUMINATOR / 2017
"I rated Brendon as one of the strongest story-telling comics in New Zealand. He didn’t make me a liar. The stories were painted with evocative words, creating imagery in our mind as he poetically wove his way around the English language to describe mundane, not so mundane, and outlandish events in his life. It’s worth it just to hear and see Brendon’s words come to life."
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Get In Touch

Flick me a message if you would be interested in having me perform, host, or write for you.  (or if you've got a link to a video of a puppy trying not to fall asleep that  you just have to share with someone....)
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